Okay, I'm watching my beloved Fox News on June 13th, waiting for the Michael Jackson verdict and wagering with my kids as to the outcome. Jackson and his family and other assorted hangers-on finally arrive in their caravan of black SUVs. One by one, they exit the SUVs, and head for the courthouse.

All right, we already know Michael has gone way overboard with his plastic surgery, and that his nose is little more than a bit of play-doh stuck to the center of his face and could fall off at any moment. And LaToya has been under the knife a few times too many as well. But Janet, who also had significant plastic surgery, seemed to have a better grip on it; she actually looked attractive after visiting the surgeon.

But then, as the Jackson entourage was being frisked and walking through the mandatory courthouse metal detectors, I got a good look at Janet. There she was--great hair, great clothes, nice, big, I'm-a-star sunglasses, and... WTF happened to her nose? It shrunk! Strangely enough, it looks frighteningly like Michael's nose all of a sudden. And her lips! They also look a lot like Michaels, just with more lip plumper injected.

I'm sure Janet loves her brother Michael, but showing her support for him with a trip to a bad plastic surgeon so she can look as hacked up as Mike is NOT the answer!